{"id":6091,"date":"2021-01-04T01:22:42","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T23:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/azgad.com\/?p=6091"},"modified":"2021-01-04T01:22:42","modified_gmt":"2021-01-03T23:22:42","slug":"me-and-some-of-my-self-whats-going-on-in-my-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azgad.com\/?p=6091","title":{"rendered":"Me, and some of My Self – What's going on in my mind"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nA play by: Gail Tromer<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nMe: What am I even doing<\/p>\n

Gail 2 (Me): Does it look like I know?<\/p>\n

Me: . . .<\/p>\n

To audience by me: I can\u2019t show pictures in this, only words which is sad because I have an adorable picture of a dog and a cat
\nGail 2: . . .
\nMe: Gail 2 is me
\nGail 3: We have an audience that appears somewhere sometimes and watches the movies and drama and pictures and words that go on in my head
\nMe: Gail 2 is sometimes Magic (you don\u2019t get it do you?)
\nGail 2: I believe there is only one person in the world that gets it
\nMe: but there has to be another one
\nGail 2:<\/p>\n

Gail 3:
\nGail 3: On it
\nMe: . . .
\nGail 2: Why\u2019d you stop making movies? They were enjoyable, funny, and amazing visual effects!
\nMe & Gail 3: Thank you!
\nMe: This is one of the weirdest things I have ever done
\nGail 2: You have definitely done weirder
\nGail 3: Wow, thanks
\nMe: . . .
\nGail 2 & Gail 3 & Me: Only we will understand
\nGail 2: Then why are you making this document?
\nMe: Comedy and Script writing practice
\nGail 2: But last time you wrote a script the teacher throwed it away along with the rest of the crew in front of your face . . .
\nMe: But there wasn\u2019t any problem with my script and because of that our play IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL was horrible. And I had to play the victim.
\nGail 4: Find the good in the bad. In that thing you may or may not call a disaster, you found pleasure in writing scripts.
\nGail 3: where did you come from?<\/p>\n

Gail 4…<\/p>\n

Me: I would say give me a turn but, you\u2019re all me so<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

Gail 2: So about the movies<\/p>\n

Me: It\u2019s simple. My ideas outnumbered my characters and my personalities outnumbered my characters and I really want to make more movies but I can\u2019t because I don\u2019t have enough characters.<\/p>\n

Gail 2…
\nGail 3…<\/p>\n

Gail 4…
\n?Me & Gail 2 & Gail 3: When did you even appear
\n…Gail 4: Find the good in the bad. In this case, the good is Me!: Drumroll please
\nGail 4 & Gail 3 & Gail 2: We all stare
\n…Gail 4: Anyways, it\u2019s me! I\u2019m here
\nGail 4: uh
\n?Gail 4: hey Gail 3 can I help with the lights
\n?Gail 3: uh sure
\n?!Gail 2: Wait . . . If we're talking . . . who\u2019s backstage
\n!Gail 5: I am
\n!Gail 3: That\u2019s my job
\n!Gail 5: And now I\u2019m not. See you sooner or later! Bye
\n!Gail 4: Bye
\n…:Gail 3
\nGail 2: Do your homework because we don\u2019t want to end up doing it over the break
\n?Me: Wait wait wait! Remember Luna
\nGail 2: Yes. I do. You twisted her personality until she fell out of the hole and you didn\u2019t even bother Zchanging her look
\nMe: I told you, I ran out of characters
\n?Gail 3: Well do you have characters for us
\nMe: Of course I do! You\u2019re me! . . . in different clothes
\nGail 12: What just happened
\n?Gail 2: Wait, if you're here, right now, then where are Gail 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11
\nMe: Oh no, it\u2019s not that, Gail 12 is me, and I type her name when I want to type me but I spoke a second ago
\nGail 3: Only we understand
\n…:Gail 4<\/p>\n

!?Gail 2: Again! Who is backstage
\nGail 3: Not again
\nGail 2: Yes again
\nMe: A scene between you! *Gasp* This is awesome
\nGail 2: A scene between us *Gasp* has ended because you interrupted it
\nGail 4: That was rude
\nMe: Well why do you think you\u2019re all here!? I know you\u2019re all me, but I could fling you to the trash section .in my brain anytime
\n.Me: Here? I\u2019m the boss. Here? You are the followers
\n.Me: In real life? I\u2019m a follower. What I want to be? A leader in a team of leaders
\nGail 2: . . . Wow. I\u2019m speechless
\n*Audience: *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*<\/strong><\/p>\n

!Me: I know you can\u2019t do this in scripts, but this is my head so roll with it<\/p>\n

!Gail 2: . . .<\/p>\n

Announcer: Round 2<\/p>\n

Gail 12: Just remember, any bad word, bad thing, or anything inappropriate will be kicked out immediately<\/p>\n

?Gail 2: . . . Haha, if we did something inappropriate, do you honestly think we\u2019d be here right now<\/p>\n

.Me: huh, that\u2019s usually me who says it<\/p>\n

!Announcer: Congratulations! You have reached level 2<\/p>\n

!Me: Seriously!? I should be on level 7<\/p>\n

!Gail 2: No, You should be on level 9<\/p>\n

Gail 3: That went differently<\/p>\n

Gail 4: . . . I forgot what I was thinking<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

!Announcer: This is awkward . . . so . . Round 3<\/p>\n

Gail 3: The document says we have 768 words<\/p>\n

Me: I must think a lot<\/p>\n

Gail 3: go, go, go! We must impress the audience<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Me: But aren\u2019t we<\/p>\n

!Gail 3: No time! Hurry<\/p>\n

Me: I want to be in a play so badly but some people assume because I\u2019m shy I can\u2019t be on stage and either give me a bad part (Gail 3:WHO ON EARTH WOULD PLAY THE VICTIM IF THEY HAD A CHOICE?! I KNOW I WOULDN\u2019T) or give me a useless part (scroll to page 2, act 5)<\/p>\n

…Me: Anyways, I know I may have acted sluggish in the school play but<\/p>\n

?!Gail 3: *Clears Throat* MAY<\/p>\n

Me: I only act sluggish if it\u2019s not in my full will to participate. I know what I\u2019m capable of and excuse me for not wanting to be in a team of cockroach-<\/p>\n

.Gail 12: Hey, watch it. I know what you\u2019re thinking and that won\u2019t work either<\/p>\n

Gail 4: So much negative energy! Pick it up and be positive! WHoo-hoo<\/p>\n

.Me: In my head, you just turned from fairy godmother to Mrs. Deneroff combined with a cartoon character<\/p>\n

Magic: I feel you<\/p>\n

Me: Thanks buddy<\/p>\n

Ariel: Ahem<\/p>\n

…Me<\/p>\n

!Gail 3: . . . This is getting awkward, so Next scene<\/p>\n

Gail 3: Now let me go back to eating popcorn with the announcer<\/p>\n

?!Gail 2: The lights . . . Gail 3. Who one earth did you leave in charge of the lights<\/p>\n

Gail 3: A sandwich<\/p>\n

?Gail 2: what<\/p>\n

.Gail 12: watch it<\/p>\n

Gail 12: If someone strikes at you, don\u2019t strike back. Even if they call you names, don\u2019t strike back. Call a teacher, call a friend. Best is to ignore them. Do anything but strike back. Why? Because if you strike back when you know you will beat them, then the shame transforms from them to you<\/p>\n

.Gail 4: Never strike back<\/p>\n

!Me: I feel like you\u2019re the leader<\/p>\n

!Gail 4: I have never heard a compliment so great in my life<\/p>\n

Me: No, I was talking about Gail 12<\/p>\n

!Gail 3: One cheer for us, one cheer for her<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Me: I told you not to<\/p>\n

Gail 3: I\u2019m sorry! It was a one time thing<\/p>\n

.Me: Fine. I realized I haven\u2019t talked in a while<\/p>\n

!Magic: Wait . . . You're the creator! Gail 12 is now the supervisor, and I am your assistant<\/p>\n

!Which means . . . Now I have to make more characters<\/p>\n

!Magic: But we have all the personalities, we just have to change the names<\/p>\n

…Me: But we have to draw them out<\/p>\n

.Magic: Oh? I got that covered. All you have to do, is take us darlings
\n!\u05dc\u05e6\u05d9\u05e8 \u05d0\u05d5\u05ea\u05e0\u05d5 \u05db\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d0\u05e0\u05d0\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea and that\u2019s it<\/p>\n

:(Round 4 (Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n

!Gail 2: I told you it doesn\u2019t work if you read it aloud<\/p>\n

Me: I am a great comedian<\/p>\n

Gail 4: Yes you are<\/p>\n

?!Magic: Excuse me?! What about your fellow assistant here<\/p>\n

!Me: Magic<\/p>\n

?Magic: yes<\/p>\n

– Me: They weren\u2019t supposed to know<\/p>\n

Magic: hey, this is your mind, you control it. Not me. Now, I will go get some pizza. See you later.<\/p>\n

\u00a0-Gail 3: but weren\u2019t you<\/p>\n

Magic: Yes, I was upset. And now I\u2019m not. See you!<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

:The real bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: So this is the bonus. Here we find which Gail is the closest to my personality. Definitely not Gail 2 becau-<\/p>\n

!Gail 2: hey<\/p>\n

Me: you didn\u2019t let me finish<\/p>\n

Me: definitely not you because you\u2019re the opposite of-<\/p>\n

?Gail 2: me? opposite of you? how exactly<\/p>\n

My inspirational speech: I just feel in my heart, that you are not even close to my real personality and I-<\/p>\n

Gail 2: okay, fine. I give up<\/p>\n

!Me: So as I was saying, Gail who\u2019s personality almost matches mine is. . . Gail 3<\/p>\n

!Gail 4: what?! but I\u2019m close to you<\/p>\n

!Me: sure you are. And I\u2019m a blue pencil with wings<\/p>\n

For Fun:<\/p>\n

Me: Hello me<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

Me: Hello Gail 2, Gail 3, and Gail 4<\/p>\n

Gail 2 & Gail 3 & Gail 4: hi<\/p>\n

?Gail 5: what about me<\/p>\n

Me: You rarely even appear. I\u2019m not sure I know who you are.<\/p>\n

…Gail 5:<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

Gail 2: so<\/p>\n

?Gail 2: did you need something<\/p>\n

Me: no<\/p>\n

Me: In my mind I am either a unicorn or a unicorn zebra<\/p>\n

Gail 3: We know that, but okay<\/p>\n

. . .<\/p>\n

Me: I can\u2019t put pictures but I know I\u2019m riding on a giant whale boat with you guys inside of a big ice cream cone<\/p>\n

Gail 2 & Gail 3: We know. We\u2019re here too.<\/p>\n

?Me: So why do we have an a3 if a2 is the definition of PERFECT<\/p>\n

?Gail 2: Because remember what happened to project a1<\/p>\n

…Gail 3: It was also great, but you were overflowing with ideas<\/p>\n

…Gail 2: And you forced yourself to wait and use them later<\/p>\n

…Gail 3: and eventually<\/p>\n

Me & Gail 2 & Gail 3: It went BOOM<\/p>\n

Me: yeah<\/p>\n

Screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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